The Things I See

when my eyes are open

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-feeltheillinoise: blackenedwings: fuckyeahaaronpaul: themoneybeets: Jesse: yo, you wanna go shopping, go do it yourself, all right? I got plans. Walt: smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book. Jesse: well, screw you and your book, man, all right!? I’m going to a museum in Santa Fe, not like you need to know. Walt: you’re going to a museum, huh? Jesse: yeah…Georgia O’Keeffe. Walt: Georgia O’Keeffe!? Jesse: she’s a painter, duh! she does these vagina pictures…or paintings…or just painted. I don’t know. Walt: what are you even talking about?

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fuckyeahaaronpaul:

themoneybeets:

Jesse: yo, you wanna go shopping, go do it yourself, all right? I got plans.

Walt: smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.

Jesse: well, screw you and your book, man, all right!? I’m going to a museum in Santa Fe, not like you need to know.

Walt: you’re going to a museum, huh?

Jesse: yeah…Georgia O’Keeffe.

Walt: Georgia O’Keeffe!?

Jesse: she’s a painter, duh! she does these vagina pictures…or paintings…or just painted. I don’t know.

Walt: what are you even talking about?

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I wonder how many stroke victims are found in their houses, dead or partially so, with the final Google search active on their computers reading “signs of stroke”. Not trying to be funny, I don’t find strokes have any business in the humour section. I just really wonder about it. Could be applied to heart attacks too. I bet it happens a lot. I haven’t slept for 24 hours. And I’ve had maybe a total of 10 hours sleep in the last 4 days.

Filed under stroke google sleep deprived i work nights this week money

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Technically it is Thursday now in my neck of the woods, but anyway, a GPOY.

Technically it is Thursday now in my neck of the woods, but anyway, a GPOY.

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Rigged Breaking Bad “Ultimate Fan” Question!!

How many times is Walt’s windshield broken in Season 3? 2 3 4 5 Your answer is 2
Incorrect The correct answer is 3 The windshield is cracked after the Wayfarer 515 crash; Jesse later smashes it with a chunk of concrete; it gets cracked a third time after Walt runs over the rival dealers.
Unfair! The first time the windshield is broken by the plane wreckage is in season two. This question asks about season 3! That was bullshit.

Filed under ;( fucking with my 100% trick questions breaking bad

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Here’s a gpoy. I used to think I was average, but now that I’m single I realise the truth. I’m ugly. And no one will ever want me, not even a whore. But this is the only body I’ve got and there’s nothing I can do except to accept loneliness.

Here’s a gpoy. I used to think I was average, but now that I’m single I realise the truth. I’m ugly. And no one will ever want me, not even a whore. But this is the only body I’ve got and there’s nothing I can do except to accept loneliness.

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